(in reaction to this garbage-y article)
- Sex is an inevitable event in a woman’s life.
- Penetrative sex is an inevitable event in a woman’s life.
- Sex with a man is an inevitable event in a woman’s life.
whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”
i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass
We had this Christmas tree, and we kept it even beyond Christmas, me and Tyler loved it so much and one time we were having people come over and Hoechlin picks up the Christmas tree and he starts bringing it into his room and me and Posey were like ‘What are you doing?’ and he was like ‘we’re having people over, I’m moving the tree into the room so it doesn’t get damaged’ and I was like ‘it’s not gonna get damaged what are you talking about bro, we’re not going to like touch the tree’ and he was like ‘alright, you just got to promise that we don’t break the tree.’ Cut to-